I built a quantum internet that runs on your WiFi

Internet loses it over guy who says he put “quantum WiFi” in your living room

TLDR: A developer claims to have built a “quantum internet” you can run on your home Wi‑Fi, complete with real IBM quantum computers and bold promises of security and energy savings. The community reaction swings between baffled, roasting it as “timecube energy,” and laughing at the mermaid‑themed GitHub behind it all.

A solo coder has announced he built a “quantum internet” that supposedly runs on your home Wi‑Fi, and the code is already on GitHub with a name involving mermaids. The project promises wild stuff: magic‑sounding “teleportation” of data, hacker‑proof security, and power savings so huge it makes Bitcoin look like a space heater. But while the demo shows real connections to IBM’s quantum computers, the comment section immediately slammed the brakes.

The top vibe? Confused skepticism. One commenter flatly admits they have no idea what any of this is doing and begs for an expert to decode the claims about massive energy savings and “world’s first” status. Another drops the brutal line that this project has “big timecube energy” – internet slang for “this might be genius or it might be nonsense, but the presentation is definitely unhinged.”

Then there’s the comic relief: people can’t get over that the supposed dawn of quantum Wi‑Fi is coming from a GitHub account named after a mermaid boutique. It’s peak “2026 tech”: mind‑bending science talk, wild promises, and a comment section torn between “this is revolutionary” and “I’m calling sci‑fi fan fiction.” No one agrees on whether we’re witnessing the future of the internet or the funniest README of the year, but everyone agrees on one thing: they have to click the repo link to see this fever dream for themselves [link-placeholder].

Key Points

  • The article introduces LUXBIN Quantum Internet, a project claiming to run a quantum internet over consumer WiFi using IBM quantum computers.
  • Users can clone a GitHub repository, install Qiskit-related Python dependencies, and start a local quantum internet node accessible via a web interface and REST API.
  • The system architecture is described as linking three IBM quantum computers with local and simulated nodes, coordinated by a WiFi-based classical communication layer.
  • Claimed capabilities include quantum entanglement, measurement, teleportation, and superposition operations, using real or simulated qubits and exposing them through HTTP endpoints.
  • The project asserts benefits such as decentralization, quantum-secured communication, high energy efficiency compared to Bitcoin-style blockchains, and operation on standard consumer hardware.

Hottest takes

"i dont really understand what this is doing" — tim-star
"This has big timecube energy" — debo_
"I did not expect the GitHub profile name ... to be related to mermaids" — stogot
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