A useless infinite scroll experiment

The internet is obsessing over futile.ch, a tongue‑in‑cheek website that turns endless scrolling into a distance counter and calls it art. It mocks social feeds by measuring how far you’ll go into the void—and the comments are eating it up. One user shrugged off the warning “this scroll will get you nowhere,” bragging they were totally entertained. Another simply declared, “you made my day,” while a third called it a “small experiment” that keeps reminding you you’re still scrolling—ouch, self‑own accepted.

But the community’s real drama? Feet vs. meters. A cheeky “switch to feet?” sparked metric purists vs. freedom‑unit jokers in a playful tug‑of‑war. Meanwhile, rumor watch: someone swears they heard a moan after pausing around 200 meters, turning the comment section into a ghost hunt. Is it an Easter egg or just the sound of productivity dying? Fans are also flexing their scrolled “distance,” saving certificates like marathon medals, and quoting the site’s own roast: hit 10 km and you win “the certainty of questionable priorities.” It’s part art project, part attention trap, all comedy—complete with mock “science” claiming better moods at levels too tiny to detect. The bottom? “Officially unreachable.” The joke? Delightfully not.