Your Phone Is an Entire Computer

Fans rage: Apple leashes your pocket computer for profit while Samsung says 'told you so'

TLDR: A $599 MacBook uses the same chip as iPhones, sparking claims Apple could let phones run full desktops but won’t. Comments split between profit-driven lock-in, “DeX already did it,” and bold dreams of an iPhone lapdock that could shake up Windows PCs.

Apple’s new $599 MacBook Neo packs the same A18 Pro chip as the iPhone 16 Pro, and the internet absolutely lost it. The article argues your phone could run a full desktop system—but Apple keeps it locked to the App Store and iOS. On a Mac you can download anything, even Linux via Asahi Linux, but on an iPhone in the U.S., you play by Apple’s rules. The author calls it a fight for freedom to choose.

Commenters came in swinging. One fan sketched a dream device: an “iBook” lapdock that lets your iPhone boot desktop mode and “decimate” Windows PCs. Another boiled it down to money: Apple is the “gatekeeper,” full stop. Then the Android crowd rolled in like it’s a victory lap: “Samsung DeX has been doing this for years,” complete with links and smug energy. A war story from one user lit up the thread—after cracking their screen, they plugged their phone into a monitor and got a desktop view “like a Chromebook,” proof that pocket-to-PC is real for some.

The drama? Safety vs. profit. Is Apple protecting users or protecting its cut? One ominous voice warned what’s inside phones is “not for the faint of heart.” Jokes flew about a “Mac in witness protection.” The crowd’s chant: let our phones be computers—our way.

Key Points

  • Apple’s MacBook Neo is presented as a $599 laptop ($499 with education discount) that uses the A18 Pro chip, the same SoC as the iPhone 16 Pro.
  • The article states that Macs allow downloading software directly from the internet and running code without the restrictions imposed on iOS.
  • According to the piece, in the United States, iPhone users must install third‑party software via Apple’s App Store and lack a user-accessible shell with full filesystem access.
  • Apple Silicon Macs reportedly allow custom kernel booting, enabling installations like Asahi Linux, while iPhones/iPads have locked bootloaders that prevent alternative OS installs.
  • The author frames these differences as policy choices despite similar hardware (CPU cores, GPU cores, RAM) across devices, tying the issue to user choice and right‑to‑root discussions.

Hottest takes

“Seems like that would decimate the entire Windows, laptop, even desktop market in short order.” — bottlepalm
“they do it because they make money as gatekeeper.” — 2OEH8eoCRo0
“Samsung Dex has been doing this for years.” — hotpotatoes
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