F-35 is a masterpiece built for the wrong war

Gorgeous jet, wrong fight? Commenters say swap superplane for drone swarms

TLDR: The piece argues the F‑35 dazzles in short, planned strikes but is too pricey and slow for a long war, urging more unmanned systems. Comments split: fans hail its stealth; critics call it a “camel” and push for cheap, expendable drone swarms—crucial as future conflicts look longer and cheaper to fight.

The internet roasted and raved over the F‑35 after a piece argued America built a gorgeous, pricey violin for a drumline war. The article says the F‑35 is a masterpiece that crushed Iran’s defenses, but warns a long fight—think China and Taiwan—favors cheap, swappable drones and missiles over a fleet of hard‑to‑replace stealth jets. Cue the comments: one top‑voted voice called it “a camel designed by committee,” accusing contractors of loving the bill more than the battlefield.

Defenders showed up swinging: one admirer said the F‑35 is “probably the best” at killing enemy air defenses and can do all the jobs of a modern fighter—maybe not the best at each, but good enough when it counts. But the crowd kept hammering the big theme: quantity beats quality when your airbases are in missile range and a $1 million shot takes down a $500 drone. Several joked we’re bringing a Stradivarius to a karaoke night of quadcopters. Others dropped World War II energy, saying this could be the battleship‑to‑carrier moment: don’t junk the F‑35, redefine its role and buy a lot more unmanned wingmen. The vibe? Awe for the jet, anxiety for the war it wasn’t built to win, and memes for days.

Key Points

  • The F-35 program’s projected lifetime cost exceeds $2 trillion, with the U.S. planning to buy thousands of jets.
  • The article argues modern conflicts favor scalable, expendable systems, making a fleet centered on F-35s ill-suited for protracted wars.
  • It proposes a balanced force: retain F-35s for unique missions but shift more procurement to unmanned systems, resulting in fewer F-35s than planned.
  • F-35s reportedly performed as designed in Iran—penetrating defenses, suppressing air defenses, and enabling follow-on strikes—yet this short, planned campaign from secure bases is not a proxy for a peer fight.
  • Wargames of a Taiwan scenario show most aircraft losses occur on the ground due to PLA missile threats to Western Pacific bases; active and passive defenses are deemed insufficient.

Hottest takes

"It's a camel designed by committee." — themafia
"F-35 is probably the best SEAD plane ever made." — the__alchemist
"quantity is the quality that matters." — tpurves
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