Dutch central bank dithces AWS and chooses Lidl for European Cloud

From bargain aisle to bank files: commenters split on sovereignty vs sticker shock

TLDR: The Dutch central bank is moving to Lidl owner Schwarz Group’s European cloud to rely less on U.S. tech. Commenters are split between cheering data sovereignty, mocking a supermarket-run cloud, debating higher costs, and arguing they should’ve gone old-school with open‑source self‑hosting instead

The internet did a double take: the Dutch central bank is dumping U.S. clouds and going with Lidl’s owner, Schwarz Group, for its European “sovereign” cloud. Cue the comments section going feral. The top vibe? Disbelief that a discount supermarket’s tech arm is now hosting bank data. “Crazy that a discount grocer can trade blows…” one user scoffed, while another just blinked: “Wait… Lidl has a cloud service now?”

Supporters say this is about independence. DNB warned last year that Dutch finance leans too hard on American tech, which can be forced to hand over data under the U.S. Cloud Act. People cited the International Criminal Court’s email drama under Trump as a cautionary tale, linking to reports like De Telegraaf. Still, critics seized on DNB’s own admission that European clouds aren’t as “robust” as U.S. ones, calling it a risky virtue play.

The price tag sparked snark: “Lidl’s stores may be cheap, but their cloud isn’t,” joked one commenter, as others pointed to real-world headaches like Schleswig-Holstein’s bumpy Microsoft exit. Old-school admins chimed in with I-told-you-so energy: ditch fancy U.S. services, run open-source on plain servers, be free. Meanwhile, Schwarz’s Stackit has real clients and a massive data center plan, noted Techzine. Bottom line: sovereignty vs convenience, memes vs mission, and Lidl is somehow at the center of Europe’s cloud identity crisis

Key Points

  • DNB will sign a major cloud services contract with Schwarz Digits to adopt the Stackit European cloud.
  • The move aims to reduce dependence on American IT providers, reflecting sovereignty and geopolitical risk concerns.
  • DNB acknowledges European clouds are less mature than U.S. hyperscalers, and migrations can be challenging, as seen in Schleswig-Holstein.
  • Schwarz Digits is building a sovereign cloud under European law and investing €11 billion in a data center in Lübbenau; clients include SAP and Bayern Munich.
  • Regulators (DNB and AFM) warned of foreign IT dependency; the ICC’s Microsoft email incident illustrates the risks, and DNB evaluates geopolitics with each cloud step.

Hottest takes

"Crazy that a discount grocer can trade blows with big american cloud compute." — kjkjadksj
"we should just host virtual machines and have everything in there using open source products." — retired
"Wait... Lidl has a cloud service now?" — pier25
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