April 29, 2026

Apocalypse, but make it startup

The most important events in human history will all happen in the next 20 years

Experts predict a robot god by 2033, but the comments section is already in full revolt

TLDR: The article says super-smart AI could replace jobs, reshape society, and decide humanity’s fate within 20 years. Commenters were far less impressed, mocking it as over-the-top techno-religion, doomposting, and cultish hype rather than serious prediction.

A wildly dramatic essay claiming the biggest events in human history will happen in the next 20 years did exactly what you’d expect: it sent the community straight into meltdown mode. The post argues that once artificial intelligence — basically computer systems that can do human-like thinking tasks — becomes as smart as top researchers, it will start improving itself at breakneck speed. Best case, humanity gets immortal, jobless luxury in a kind of futuristic paradise-slash-zoo. Worst case? Well, the writer bluntly suggests your grandkids may not make it to old age. Casual!

But the real fireworks were in the replies, where readers treated the article less like prophecy and more like doomsday fan fiction. One commenter begged people not to waste the two minutes it took to read it. Another said the whole thing sounded like religious faith dressed up as tech talk, comparing AI optimism to a belief system promising salvation someday, just not today. That accusation hit hard, with others piling on by calling it "Effective Altruism fan porn" and even saying AI believers might as well join Scientology.

Not everyone rejected the warning outright, but many mocked its end-times certainty. One reader shrugged that every era thinks it’s living through history’s most important chapter. In other words: is this a real alarm bell, or just another grand prediction with a Silicon Valley halo? Either way, the comments made one thing clear: the machines haven’t taken over yet, but the discourse definitely has.

Key Points

  • The article argues that a small group of researchers at Anthropic, OpenAI, and Google DeepMind currently drives frontier AI development.
  • It claims AI could match or surpass top human AI researchers within five years, enabling recursive self-improvement.
  • The article predicts that this feedback loop could produce superintelligence within months after human-level AI is reached.
  • It states that broad job loss could follow within several more years, with most jobs gone by 2033 as AI and robots spread.
  • The article says the AI race is geopolitically hard to stop, comparing it to nuclear weapons competition and arguing that the first winner could gain decisive power.

Hottest takes

"not to waste the two minutes reading this blog post" — ablation
"The AI people could as well join Scientology" — 12387
"Effective Altruism fan porn" — gmerc
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