May 10, 2026

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Hardware Attestation as Monopoly Enabler

Your phone may soon need Big Tech’s permission to use the internet

TLDR: Apple and Google are pushing systems that let apps and websites verify your phone is officially approved, and critics say that could give them even more control over who gets access online. Commenters called it everything from a threat to the open internet to a government-backed lock-in scheme.

The big fear lighting up the comments is simple: Apple and Google are quietly teaching the internet to ask, “Are you using one of our approved devices?” The article says both companies are spreading tools that let apps and websites check whether your phone is “trusted” hardware. To critics, that sounds less like safety and more like a velvet-rope club for the web — and the bouncers work for Silicon Valley.

That’s where the community absolutely went off. One commenter warned that dreams of an “open web” fall apart if everyday services end up locked behind Apple- or Google-approved gadgets. Another delivered the thread’s most nuclear hot take, blaming modern power grabs on cryptography itself and declaring its consequences “a disaster for the human race.” Subtle? Not exactly. Meanwhile, outrage swerved toward governments too, with commenters fuming that European Union countries are reportedly requiring these checks for payments, digital ID, and age checks. The mood was basically: wait, even the regulators are in on this?

And then came the repair-shop rebellion. One commenter argued society desperately needs a way to alter or fix modern chips after they leave the factory, basically saying our devices shouldn’t become sealed political objects. Another dropped a drier joke-proposal: maybe reCAPTCHA should be spun off into a nonprofit, a wry nod to how much gatekeeping now hides behind “security.” Translation: the commenters aren’t just worried about fraud prevention — they think this could decide who gets to fully participate online at all.

Key Points

  • Apple and Google are expanding their use of hardware-based attestation.
  • The article says the companies are encouraging more services to adopt attestation mechanisms.
  • Google’s Play Integrity API and Apple’s App Attest API are described as very similar.
  • Apple has already brought this approach to the web through Privacy Pass.
  • Google is described as planning to extend a similar approach to the web.

Hottest takes

"all of your services are behind the web that locks you into owning a Google approved or Apple approved mobile device" — ChuckMcM
"Asymmetric cryptography and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race" — ls612
"the 'beloved' EU government is also in on it" — rvz
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