Show HN: AI that audits your codebase in 60 seconds

A flashy new Show HN launch is promising the kind of glow-up every stressed software team dreams about: paste in a GitHub link, wait 60 seconds, and get what the site calls a $15,000-quality report on what’s broken, risky, outdated, and how long it would take to fix. RepoSage says it can spot security problems, map out a step-by-step update plan, estimate work time, and even write some of the fixes for you. In plain English: it’s pitching itself as a super-fast digital consultant for messy code projects.

But the comments immediately stole the spotlight, because of course they did. The biggest mood? “Cool pitch, but does it actually work?” One early user said their very first try ended with the dreaded “Too Many Requests” message, which instantly turned the launch into a comedy roast. If the product promises instant audits and then taps out on hello, commenters are obviously going to pounce. That single complaint gave the thread a sharp skeptical edge: less “wow, the future is here,” more “so the future is rate-limited.”

Then came the snarkiest mic-drop of the thread: a jab at the “Powered by Gemini 1.5 Pro” badge with the brutally short verdict, “full slope.” It’s the kind of cryptic, chaotic insult the internet loves—part meme, part side-eye, all attitude. The result is a very Hacker News-style drama: ambitious AI sales pitch on one side, and a comment section on the other asking whether this is revolutionary, overhyped, or just another shiny demo that folded under its first real visitor.