Think of the Children: How to Force Real ID for All Internet Traffic (2023)

The internet’s ID panic is here, and the comments are absolutely melting down

TLDR: The article argues that age checks for adult sites could quietly normalize real-ID rules across the internet. In the comments, people split hard between privacy panic and child-safety arguments, with some demanding massive fines for any company that leaks uploaded ID data.

The article’s big warning is simple: age checks for adult sites could be the gateway drug to real-name internet for everything. What starts as “think of the children” could end with people having to upload government ID just to browse parts of the web, while states, companies, and politicians all get a little more control — and maybe a little more profit too. The author says there were already easier ways to label adult content and let parents handle it, but those low-drama solutions never had the same political sparkle.

And the community reaction is where this story turns into a full-on cage match. One side is screaming that this is KYC creep — basically identity checks spreading everywhere, leading to self-censorship, fear, and people changing what they say just to stay safe. Another camp says: hold adult sites responsible already and stop pretending there’s no need for basic ID checks. That sparked the most heated clash of all: is this common-sense child protection, or the opening scene of the internet becoming a giant bouncer line?

Then came the deliciously dramatic punishments. One commenter proposed that if a company leaks ID data, it should owe $1 million per person — a number so brutal it felt less like policy and more like revenge fan fiction. Even the nerdy detail about old rating tags got some airtime, with people side-eyeing weird code strings like they’d stumbled into ancient internet hieroglyphics. The vibe overall? Paranoia, fury, dark humor, and a lot of people yelling that once this door opens, it never closes.

Key Points

  • The article says some states and the United Kingdom have moved toward centralized age-verification systems requiring users to upload identification documents to access adult websites.
  • It links to multiple Hacker News discussion threads covering age-verification developments in Louisiana, Utah, Arkansas, the United Kingdom, the U.S. Senate, and California.
  • The article argues that these measures represent a broader move toward real-identity tracking across internet use.
  • It cites older web content-labeling methods, including PICS/ICRA and the RTA header, as less invasive alternatives for identifying adult content.
  • The article states that adoption of the earlier PICS/ICRA approach slowed because it was more complex to implement, while the simpler RTA header saw greater uptake.

Hottest takes

"pay each party $1 million dollars" — mentalgear
"Porn companies should be held liable for distributing porn to minors" — nonethewiser
"self-censorship, and manipulation of your Overton window" — orbital-decay
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