August 2, 2026

Pixels, panic, and bad flowers

Show HN: ssh ssh.place

A giant shared doodle wall turns into chaos, jokes, and bot panic

TLDR: ssh.place lets anyone join a single shared color canvas through a text-based connection, with one move allowed every 15 seconds. Commenters are split between loving the weird little art experiment and worrying that bots, confusing controls, and security gotchas could turn the doodle wall into chaos.

A tiny online art toy called ssh.place has landed with a wonderfully chaotic promise: one giant shared canvas where everyone draws together, no sign-up, no app, just a quick connection and a 15-second wait between moves. It’s basically a public coloring wall for the terminal crowd, and the vibe in the comments is equal parts delight, suspicion, and self-owning comedy. One person proudly confessed, “I tried to draw a flower but it sucks,” which honestly tells you everything about the energy here: low stakes, high charm, and lots of gloriously imperfect art.

But of course the internet cannot simply enjoy a fun thing without immediately imagining how it could be broken. The spiciest reaction was instant bot paranoia after the creator explained that the cooldown is linked to your SSH key, a digital identity file used to connect. One commenter basically waved a red flag and said this sounds like a recipe for bots to dodge the wait timer. Another jumped in with a nervous warning to not forward your SSH agent, which is the kind of comment that makes casual readers feel like they’ve stumbled into a nerd haunted house. Meanwhile, others were much more wholesome, shouting out their love for weird little apps that run through a text window and swapping recommendations like proud indie arcade fans. Even the complaints were charmingly scrappy, like the user who said they couldn’t see their cursor on colored cells. In other words: the project is simple, silly, and already producing exactly what every shared online canvas needs — mess, debate, and adorable failure.

Key Points

  • ssh.place is a shared drawing canvas that users access over SSH with no signup or installation.
  • The canvas size is 200×60 cells, and all users draw on the same board.
  • Users can navigate with arrow keys, WASD, or HJKL, pan across the wide canvas, choose colors, and place solid blocks with the space bar.
  • The canvas supports color-only drawing, and the server rejects characters so users cannot write text on it.
  • A 15-second cooldown applies between placements, and the cooldown is tied to each user’s SSH key rather than the session.

Hottest takes

"recipe for bots that bypass the cooldown" — Retr0id
"Make sure to not be forwarding ssh agents! :)" — quietsegfault
"I tried to draw a flower but it sucks" — erikschoster
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